Tuesday, August 23, 2011
TV
Setting: The television in our apt had been on for at least two hours just playing the screen saver. I was diligently doing my homework, but Joanna was hyper. As she is walking out of the living room, she dramatically turns to me and says, "Are you watching this?" At which point, I busted out laughing. Why would I be watching the TV screen saver? Really, Joanna?
Monday, March 7, 2011
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Our friend from the Animal Kingdom
Ellen: I literally hurt from my neck to my hips.
Joanna: It must be hard being a giraffe.
Joanna: It must be hard being a giraffe.
Saturday, January 15, 2011
English
Setting: Flipping through channels and stopping on a Spanish channel. The soap opera is obviously being dubbed with another type of Spanish.
Trevor: Why can't they just speaked English?!
Ellen: Well, apparently you can't even "speaked" English.
Trevor: Why can't they just speaked English?!
Ellen: Well, apparently you can't even "speaked" English.
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Word Replacement
Me(about Joanna's car door): "It's just a dumb door!"
Joanna: "You're a dumb door with out the 'd' add... a 'w'... 'h'..."
...
later, Joanna: "Oh, yeah, an 'e'"
Joanna: "You're a dumb door with out the 'd' add... a 'w'... 'h'..."
...
later, Joanna: "Oh, yeah, an 'e'"
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Bed time
Ellen: I love watching you in your bed.
Joanna: I know. I'm so spastic. First I stick my foot out, but then there's demons. Then I turn that way and there's a window...........
Joanna: I know. I'm so spastic. First I stick my foot out, but then there's demons. Then I turn that way and there's a window...........
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