$6

Me: I would paint on your face if this were my brush, but it's not my brush, and it's a $6 brush.
Joanna: If you painted on my face, I would break your face, and it's a $6 face.

Burned.

Accents

I wish I had an accent. I would laugh at myself all day!

~Joanna

oranges

If oranges could be gay, they would taste like lemons.

~Joanna

Diet means sugar-free

This is diet, there's no caffeine!

-Joanna

obsessive

For the love of God, where's my chapstick?!

-Joanna

Easily Impressed

I've never seen a pen that cool! I'll guard it with my life!

-Joanna

Evil Math

J: I love matrices, they're my best friends
T: Then you're the devil!

Nanny Jo

Scoot, scoot! Nanny Jo has to study!

Pick up lines?

"Will you please come to the dark room with us? We want to develop you."

-Joanna

Impressions

"No Frank. Tell Honk it's not okay."

-Joanna

Mixed up senses

"See how my hair feels! I got a bump it!" *grabs my hand and puts it on her head*

Seeing is with the eyes. Feeling is with the fingers.

Really, Joanna?

My favorite so far...

I wondered how people were posting their Facebook statuses upside down so I turned my iPhone upside down...
--Joanna

needless to say, it didn't work

Do you know what a reunion is?

Trevor was talking about missing the welcome week family/freshman seminar reunion and Joanna said "But we aren't in that class anymore"


Really Joanna?

Gymnast Joanna

You're on duty this weekend?

--Joanna

followed by pushing off the counter, kicking out her leg and sticking it like a gymnast...

Really Joanna?