Pick up lines?

"Will you please come to the dark room with us? We want to develop you."

-Joanna

Impressions

"No Frank. Tell Honk it's not okay."

-Joanna

Mixed up senses

"See how my hair feels! I got a bump it!" *grabs my hand and puts it on her head*

Seeing is with the eyes. Feeling is with the fingers.

Really, Joanna?

My favorite so far...

I wondered how people were posting their Facebook statuses upside down so I turned my iPhone upside down...
--Joanna

needless to say, it didn't work

Do you know what a reunion is?

Trevor was talking about missing the welcome week family/freshman seminar reunion and Joanna said "But we aren't in that class anymore"


Really Joanna?

Gymnast Joanna

You're on duty this weekend?

--Joanna

followed by pushing off the counter, kicking out her leg and sticking it like a gymnast...

Really Joanna?