$6

Me: I would paint on your face if this were my brush, but it's not my brush, and it's a $6 brush.
Joanna: If you painted on my face, I would break your face, and it's a $6 face.

Burned.

Accents

I wish I had an accent. I would laugh at myself all day!

~Joanna

oranges

If oranges could be gay, they would taste like lemons.

~Joanna

Diet means sugar-free

This is diet, there's no caffeine!

-Joanna

obsessive

For the love of God, where's my chapstick?!

-Joanna

Easily Impressed

I've never seen a pen that cool! I'll guard it with my life!

-Joanna

Evil Math

J: I love matrices, they're my best friends
T: Then you're the devil!

Nanny Jo

Scoot, scoot! Nanny Jo has to study!