Wow.

Joanna: If I got mauled in the neck I would definitely want it to scar.

Politics

Joanna: I know her, who is that?

Me: Michelle Obama...

Later she says, "I knew that wasn't Condalisa Rice because there was no gap! "

Joanna's Doors

"EFFING CLOSET DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

--Joanna

Only you, Ellen!

Teacher: "You will not be tested on this..."

Ellen: "Alright, let me go back to planning my wedding"

Trevor: I feel bad saying "crap" because I'm not allowed to say that.

Trevor

Trevor: Nothing is allowed to go up my shorts.