Style

Joanna: I could never be on The Bachelor. I would have to be the bachelorette. That's more my style.

Comfort

Ellen: Joanna, just a second ago you said, "Ellen, that is NOT okay!"
Joanna: Ellen, she's an oompa-loompa!

Curling

Trevor: It's like CSPAN only cooler!

Vienna

she would get the pirate ship because she's a... pirate ho-bag!
...
A WENCH!

-Joanna

NO! I will grab her if I want to!

-Ellen

hey!

Joanna: *clears throat* I think I just coughed up the Demon that possessed me.

scared

Joanna: Dang it! We tried to scare the Angel of Death! Epic FAIL!!!!

Hm

Trevor: I am more than willing to be a man whore.

Chinese

Joanna: I sure hope it's Chinese, otherwise we're screwdeled.

Purple nail polish

Joanna: Your finger nails are purple. You could pull off a Zombie outfit. Your hands look decrepit. Especially when you type.

Sonic Girl

"they're both 3.02"
"ok, here you go"
"which one's which?"

Observation

Joanna: Hey! I have a fire extinguisher!

Commercials

Joanna: There is a reason dogs don't have people teeth.

The Bachelor

Joanna: I would ruin my boots for him.