Bed time

Ellen: I love watching you in your bed.
Joanna: I know. I'm so spastic. First I stick my foot out, but then there's demons. Then I turn that way and there's a window...........

Burned.

Trevor's facebook status: apparently has a weird shaped lip and a cell phone that looks like a skoal can
Ellen's comment: maybe that's why you don't have a gf....
Joanna's comment: Bazinga

Trevor's comment on Ellen's facebook wall: Your attitude is why your boyfriend will never tell you he loves you.

Epic burn.

Filters

Joanna: Ellen, apparently you don't know when insults come out of your mouth. That's bad.
Ellen: You can't get people filters, Joanna.
Joanna: There should be a Brita for people. I'm going to patent one.

Rude

Trevor & Joanna: Elle, be our friend, not our mom.