Our friend from the Animal Kingdom

Ellen: I literally hurt from my neck to my hips.
Joanna: It must be hard being a giraffe.

Genetics

My goal is to have a child that looks white--Joanna

English

Setting: Flipping through channels and stopping on a Spanish channel. The soap opera is obviously being dubbed with another type of Spanish.
Trevor: Why can't they just speaked English?!
Ellen: Well, apparently you can't even "speaked" English.